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a guy who often ditches hiw own friends for his girlfriend
brandon your being a baby back bitch why dont you go hang out with shana
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A phrase used when someone posts a statement or hateful comment only a redditor/4channer would post.
Someone: FoRtNiTeBaD
Me: Go Back to Reddit!
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After someone goes off on a unrelated tangent, you focus them back to the conversation at hand. Usually, the tangent is from someone not originally involved in the initial conversation and spews forth unwanted or pointless information. Based on old TV shows, like Bonanza.
Beth: What do you think about the presidential canidates, Sheila?
GIRL 2: OMG, did you see Justin today? He is so totally hot. His eyelashes go on forever. Do you think I should dye my hair? My roots are totally showing and I was thinking about going more red this time.
Sheila: (Pause) Yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the ranch... I think Kerry is kind of creepy, but Bush is totally f**cking everything up. Maybe I should go Nader.
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Broke Back Matt Refers To A Homosexual Man Who May Or May Not Have Watched The Film Broke Back Mountain.
I was chilling with broke back matt today.
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A old school yard slang used on the play ground for the proposition for a blow job.
Boston: I haven't given a guy a piggy back riding in awhile.
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This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
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When a female wants you to hit it from the back in the shower.
I asked Tony to wash my back In the shower last night.
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