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Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).
Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”
A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese
I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.
A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag
Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!
A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?
Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.
That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!
1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.
someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.