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The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.
Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.
Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏
When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.
Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.
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Best kebab shop in all off seacombe
“I just went to Ali’s meat cartel, it was awesome!”
The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.
Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.
The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.
1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.
2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.
The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.
"Yo, how did the orgy go?"
"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."
"Bro, nice!"