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A name not worthy of mentioning. Boasts about one lucky swing, as if it could ever be repeated. A fat-slob piece of shit that will probably die of a heart attack the next time he pushes his tub-o-gut out of the way in search of his pencil dick. The only thing shorter than his fighting technique is the fame he got from it. Still, no one cares about the North Side Kings. Chump. No-name. Working construction in the desert. Gig-less. Moneyless. The only fans are family and friends. Lardass with a microphone. No one pays to see their shows, they don't get paid whether they play or not. Stick to rolling trusses you fatfuck.
The North Side Kings claim to have a fanbase but there is no record whatsoever of them EVER playing a show that has been publicly announced or attended. Keep jamming for your relatives you fatass.
You are immortalized only for the fact of being a loser. Good job, now go eat a few boxes of Hostess Cupcakes.
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the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.
King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.
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Another B.S cert for those who actually work and can never find another sec in there life to spend on getting a cert they know nothing about.
Don - Hey I'm a CCIE, CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS
what about you?
Tom - Hey well I'm a King Alal bobo, why don't you toss my salad.
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a word that means anything you want it to mean used for confusing people
I love your new king ching fadoodle, where did you get it?
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Finish your king ching fadoodle so we can go outside.
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a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life
Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet
Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?
Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews
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King charlie!!! woop
oh! that adam king is soo king charlie!
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