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The act of getting a handjob from a brazilian girl/guy outside while it is snowing. The snow may be used as a lubricant.
Harrison gave Cameron a brazilian snow job last night!
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The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.
Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.
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A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.
The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.
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1. When a person licks wasabi from the anus of another person as soy sauce is funneled down the ass-crack, thereby dribbling into the lickers mouth, combining for a Japanese sushi-like experience (with ass). A further option is to place a piece of salmon (or other fish, depending on possible allergies and/or taste) on the surface of said anus for consumption by the licker to accompany the soy sauce and wasabi. The entire act is a play on the traditional "rim job" whereby a person's asshole is licked and tongued for the purpose of sexual gratification. This act, along with the geographical nomenclature for countries bordering the Pacific Ocean (The Pacific Rim, i.e.: Japan), combine to give us this most vile act.
A kind and courteous partner will provide shredded, candied ginger root at the close of the Pacific Rim Job
*CAUTION
Wasabi may cause intense burning discomfort to the asshole
Man...I finally got Sally in the sack, and she's a freak! She asked me to give her a Pacific Rim Job...!
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Is when the male is behind the girl. Sticks his whole hand in her vagina. And grabs his own cock while ramming her ass.
That's how you do a belgium handjob
I gave myself a Belgium hand job while I was fucking your mom last night
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The act of giving a normal everyday run of the mill rim job, however the recipient has a ring of pineapple encircling the anus.
Note: if adding a cherry inside the middle of the pineapple ring, this rim job will be known as the holiday ham
Bro, last night Becky gave me a stright up pacific rim job, that girl sure loves pineapple!
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Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper
Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job
Tron: eeeeew that gross
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