8====>

It looks like a penis.

8=> when you are younger
8==> as you get older
8====> teen years
8=====> colledge

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8/

A symbol used in texting or email before a sentence to indicate sarcasm.

Person 1: hey, is this a cool movie or what?

Person 2: 8/ oh yeah, i love the casting.

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<<8^(|)

Homer Simpson on a keyboard.

Bro: Hey man, what's your favorite show?
Man: I don't know bro... probably <<8^(|)
Bro: !!!

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8

The act of a male performing oral sex on a female for a consecutive eight hours or until his jaw locks up.

Example: Jon wanted to go a full 8 on Maura, but he said her cake was dry and ruined his chances.

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8==>~

A group of symbols used to describe a penis that is cumming. Usually used on IM or through texting.

Break Down:

8-balls
=-shaft(each equal sign is used to represent 1 inch)
>-head
~-cum

Ben: "What happened last night with you and Sara?"
Jerry: "8==>~"
"that's all I can say!"
Ben: "Shit man. I sorry."

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8

Infinity lying down, taking a nap. It needs to take a rest every once in a while so it can properly function as being the most kick-ass concept of all time.

Dave: Is that an 8?

Sam: No, look closer. Infinity's taking a snooze.

(Dave moves closer to take a clearer look)

Sam: Not that close, you insolent fuck!

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:-)8

Bowtie man. Emoticon that reminds you not to be stupid.

Texts:
Mom: Can you please call me when you need to be picked up!
Don't do anything stupid! :-)8
Offspring: What is that emoticon?
Mom: That's bowtie man. He doesn't do anything stupid.

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