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There is only one Gordon and he is the Freeman.
Dr. Kliener: Great Scott! Gordon Freeman!
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When someone continuously steals someone else's lines and claims them as their own, even if they have no clue what it means.
Also can be referred to someone who takes breaks during sex.
Guy: "Yeah that movie last night was BITCHIN'"
Girl (later on in the day): Have you seen my new bleached hair? It's BITCHIN'!!!
Guy (to his friend): She just Gordoned me! If that cunt steals one more of my lines I'm going to run her over.
Girl: That guy is such a BAMF...
Girl 2: What's a BAMF????
(Everyone laughs at her)
(Later in the day)
Girl 2: OMG my dog is such a BAMF!!
Guy: Do you know what the fuck your saying? *Slaps her*
Guy (to his friend): That's what happens when you Gordon someone....you get slapped
Guy: I don't know what happened man, we were doing it and all of sudden she needed a break...
Guy 2: Ha Ha you just got Gordoned!
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Gordon is one of the best hall monitors at Harbord Collegiate Institute. He is super friendly and gets along with everyone.
Student:Today Gordon helped me carry my bio project up the stairs.
He so nice, isn't he?
Other Student: Damn Right He Is!!!!!!!!!!!
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A rare breed of silver back gorilla found roving the ranks of the US navy.
Watch out for that gordon in the bushes he looks horny
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Another word for a can of beer.
"Jeremiah you wont believe it! I've drunken three Gordons in a night! Hehe."
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is a male who without hesitation thorws himself onto a mates girlfriend, or taken women/girls, and boyfriends seem not to care that much as he is a gordon!
"hey loook at that guy he is full sitting on caitlin, boy will alex be pissed"
"hahahah waattalegend,...oi...Oi dude check out that guy hes pulling a gordon!!!"
e.g.2
"hey babe your mate just grabbed my ass"
"hahaha oh dont worry hes just pulling a gordon"
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an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.
Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.
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