burrito

(verb) A prank that involves taking a bag (i.e. a backpack or totebag), removing the contents, flipping the bag inside out, and then replacing the contents and zipping the bag up.

Hey, let's go burrito James' backpack.

Dude, he got so pissed when he found out he got burritoed.

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an extremely large penis

Despite how skinny he is, Timmy sure has quite the burrito.

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when a white girl has sex with her mexican lover.
white on the outside, brown on the inside ;

Oh wow chickita you are such a burrito...

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A substance who's nonexistence would cause suicide on a global scale

Carl: Dude, I want a burrito.
Sean: Yeah man if I go another week without one I'd kill myself

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A male penis.

I stuck my burrito in her taco.

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Someone that has a bunch of feelings wrapped all at once.

People are Burritos when something doesn't go their way.

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Burritoing occurs when two people are laying in bed and one spontaneously jumps on the other, tossing and spinning aggressively. Sheets and blankets can be involved to complete the burrito effect, wrapping the other person in a bed burrito.

The burrito can happen at any time and is most effective when unexpected. Burritoing is a sign of deep affection, love and extreme sexual attraction.

Fear my Burrito, Vat!!! We were watching Cobra Kai, so it was the perfect time to get you with my burrito.

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