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18

When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.

18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.

Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.

by Jagohno January 13, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


18

The age of freeedom!

I get to move out of my parents house when i turn 18!

by Dallas! February 13, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


18

The legal minimal age at wich a girl (or boy for the sick fags out there) to be fucked or shone on porn sites.

girl: Lets Fuck!!!!
boy: Are you old enough?
girl: Ya! I just turned 18 yesterday!
-------------------1 WEEK LATER-----------------------------
girl: FUCK!!!!!!
boy: what happened?
girl : I'M PREGNANT!!!!
boy: THAT AIN'T MINE BITCH!
--------------boy moves to Alaska-------------------------

by kirill2525 July 27, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


18

the best age of a friend so they can buy u ciggarettes when your too young

i wish i had more friends that are over 18 so i could have more ciggarettes

by gfjdhgjhg September 10, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


18

The age where you can legally fuck, smoke, gamble, buy porn, and be tried as an adult.

I fucked, smoked, gambled, and bought porn before and I'm only 17 now. Also I've been sent to jail because I broke the age of consent, while high and with porno around the room (the irony is overwhelming, yes), and someone fucked with my birth certificate when I was in court so I was sent to prison, not juvie, at 16 years of age, not 18+ years of age. True story.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 24, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


18

The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights

activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote

by Dubiks February 28, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


18

The age life truly begins at

Woohoo im 18! Now I can finally go out and get me some porno videos and a pack of cigarettes!

by Zero May 20, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž