This day was a wonderful day for brand new parents. Any kid born on this day grew up to be intellectually sound, semi-athletic, musically inclined and loyal as crap. These people are funny yet corny, sometimes horn dogs and are great communicators. They love people and in the year 2021 or 2022 will be married.
My birthday is August 20, 1997. Apparently I am a stud.
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National theme park day!
Go
Go
Go
Nowww
To the theme park with your friends NOW you have to go it’s Damm national theme park day!!!! You NEED to go with your friends don’t walk run to the theme park now!
Go to a theme park on august 20 for national theme park day
National Booty pics day
send your crush/gf/bf 15 booty pics with different angles
bf: Wow it’s August 20, you know what that means ?
gf: *15 attachments*
The day where everyone is caught lacking.
"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."
The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important
Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp