February 24

National give a guy head day

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then

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February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

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february 24

national grab her by the pussy day

“Yooo dude it’s February 24”
“What?”
“National grab her by the pussy day dude”

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February 24

National get the girl pregnant that likes you day.

Fuck the girl that likes you on February 24 and try to get her pregnant :)

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February 24

shit in your girls mouth day then give her a candycane

guy 1: What’s today?
guy 2: february 24th why?
guy 1: bro i’m gonna give her the shitdoodle mc candy cane combo

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February 24

Today is smile and agree to everything day! Felling sad or angry? Don't want to do what someone asks? No pouting! You NEED to SMILE on this day and give a nice YES! :) :D

Mom: would u like to do your chores right now?
Me: Okay
Mom: You agreed with no complaints! How amazing!
Me: :) *I hate February 24*

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February 24, 2022

An infamous day that will go down in history.

On Tuesday, February 24, 2022, Putin declared war on Ukraine. It is the largest war in Europe since ww2.

So far the Ukrainians are holding out.

They need help.

Glory to Ukraine!

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