if you were born on this day you are a thick god. you secretly want to kill your bestie. you are extremely gorgeous and you most likely want attention by doing bad things. you hate school and you love your cousins but only 3.
friend 1: who is that?
friend 2: idk but she/he was born on november 29.
friend 1: that explains why she's thick.
friend 2: she wears those pants to get attention to show her booty.
friend 1: its okay, because i enjoy the view.
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Today is lucie birthday, if you were born on this day you hella small but hella thick π
stephen:hey you hella thick
lucie: i know it's coz it's November 29 my birthday
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National hangout with Hailey day! You need spend the whole day with her. Parents please let them itβs important!!
Itβs november 29 so I need to hangout with hailey
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November 29 is national please a guy with a big dick day. People born on this day have an enormous dick. You better please him ladies
He was born on November 29!? He must have a big dick!
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A day to hit your short friend but also show some appreciation.
Friend: Hey
You: *slaps*
Friend: what was that for
You: It's November 29th
Friend: oh yeah right
You: here's a cookie
Friend: thanks
Congrats al Jamie haters! Slap Jamie right now!
Iβm gonna slap you Jamie itβs November 29!
Jamie: oh no!
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