february 9

Ellie's Birthday

Ellie: Today is my birthday
Day: *is February 9th*

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.

My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly

9 February

National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy

Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT