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Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.
Luke... I am your father...
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That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader
Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!
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He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."
Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.
Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!
Leader of The Empire. Like James K. Polk, apparently, he can kill people by just looking at them.
Darth Vader merely glanced at a skeptical minion and expressed disappointment over his doubts about the Jedi Force. The minion began to suffocate.
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Chuck Norris-but a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Darth Vader pretended to die at the end of Star Wars but because he was really Chuck Norris in disguise he traveled to our planet without a space suit (or space ship) and made a bunch of cool kung fu movies but he didn't play Darth Vader in the last Star Wars movie because everyone knows that Darth Vader was lameass as hell...
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Some guy in Star Wars who breathes really heavily.
..EEEHH, HOOOO, EEEEEH, HOOO...
Aww, shut up. You're not even doing the Darth Vader impression right!
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It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
Lamar Odom and khloe kardashian perform The Darth Vader regularly to stay in shape.
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