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Kellen is a boy with curly hair, most apparently have 12 past girlfriends; but most don't stay due to his over self-confidence on his dick. A typical Kellen would say -- "My dick is 10 feet", while his amazing friends would respond with saying "Yeah, 10 feet short". He would then shut up. He likes to ask people deep questions while his white friend who also has brown hair sucks on Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Most are very short for their age; making their curly hair seem the only height that could compare to the rest of his imaginary friends. Most come in low carbs, bad taste in music, and a little amount of electrolytes, buy yours today and you'll get also a naive and bad taste in females!
"Have you heard about Kellen?"
"Uhh, Yeah."
"He's super nice!"
"Sure, I can 'totally' agree!"
"I heard a great person with not the name of Jonathan gives him great advice."
"Wasn't that Chris?"
"Man, that was a while ago; keep up!"
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A person that is just no. He wants to be just like you if you are better than him. He is not strong physically or mentally. However, he is an innocent and soft person. And cries all the time. He likes to fake cry and blames others too.
Brianna: OMG!! he's such a Kellen!
Alan: What does that mean?
Brianna: He is a crybaby!!
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A boy who gets jealous isn’t nice to his girlfriend and flirts with every girl he sees.
Oh that kids jealous must be a kellen
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When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.
Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen
A gay faglord who takes it up the ass all day everyday
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1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.
2. Claims to be a soldier.
It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier
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1. University of Miami Hurricanes' All-American Tight End.
2. Future first round pick in the NFL draft.
Kellen Winslow Jr. has endured alot of exaggerated criticism for the metaphor he made. People didn't understand his frustration of being targeted by referees and loosing two games in a row after never loosing a game in his entire college career (not counting the national championship).
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