wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

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Moody Marlin

A bipolar or overly emotional female who has a fishy vaginal odor.

"Damn, Samantha sure is a Moody Marlin today."

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Blue Marlin

During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.

Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.

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Marlin Man

A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.

A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.

Also a boomer

MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)

Marlin Man lost his child's college fund on far OTM GME calls

Prized Marlin

A sex act involving the male fucking a girl and then using the shocker move to lift her up while she is bent over and then his friend enters the room and snaps a picture of the two.

Dave used the Prized Marlin on Cameron Diaz.

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Dirty marlin

It's when you are doing doggie style and you stick a finger in her butthole and then fish hook her.

So we were getting busy last night and she wanted something more risque. So I gave her the dirty Marlin.

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Florida Marlin

When a guy is having sex with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. Once the guy having sex yells, "Gotcha!" he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.

Last night i pulled the Florida Marlin on my now ex-girlfriend.

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