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The Way of the Jones, He died on the statue of liberty when Americans were doing unconstitutional things in order to give all Americans eternal rights, so they can spend eternity in a land with Democracy instead of Soviet Russia. All Americans have committed acts of civil disobediance, and the only way to spend eternity in a land of Democracy is through the Jones.
To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"
If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.
Matt: Did you pray to the Jones last night?
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.
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Verb, Noun or Adjective.
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The Jones expression is used mainly to refer to people, things and actions that are totally awesome. The expression derives from the football player Phil Jones, who will be Manchester United FC's best ever player, though some say he already is. .
1. That guy is the best! He's totally Jones.
2.Good, better, best, Jones.
3. Aww.. Van Persie scored a Jones!
4. Look at him schooling that guy, he was Jones'd!
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...β’Β° Ϋ© J0___Γ±___Ξ Ξ Ϋ© Β°β’...
β»β»β»β»β»β»β»β»β»β»
β₯ If you are alone,
β₯ I'll be your shadow,
β₯ If you are not happy,
β₯ I'll be ur smile,
β₯ If you want to cry,
β₯ I'll be your shoulder,
β₯ If you are not happy,
β₯ I'll be ur smile,
β₯ If you need me,
β₯ I'll always be there...............
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ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION β
.Δ±lΔ±.___.β’Β°JONEEΒ°β’.___.Δ±lΔ±.
(friendly guy)
βββ¦ββTHANK β YOUβββ¦ββΊ
JONEE is always friendly and pretty guy to all....
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Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.
Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
When you are doing absolutely dreadful in a video games
Guys you should see this I feel like Will Jones.
1. An argument in which two or more people talks about another person offensively.
2. To crack jokes about someone.
3. To offensively hurt someone else's feelings by making fun of them in front of a large crowd.
" Kevin: Yo mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized"
Alisha: "Oh, so you wanna jone, huh? Okay, yo teeth so yellow, people be yelling taxi!"
Kevin: "You got so many bumps on yo face, I took it
for a map of a military base!"
Do you see how Kevin and Alisha make fun back and forth?
this is the definition of "JONE"
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a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").
Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
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