Tap That

= Have sex with him/her/it.

An expression used to declare one's desire to have coitus with someone, coming from the verb 'Tap', which, in this context, is similar and related to screw, i.e. to put a thread on a piece of metal, or to insert said screw into a receptive orifice.
'That' replaces 'him' or 'her', suggesting the receiver of the screwing is just an object, to be sexually used and then cast aside.

"I'd SO tap that!" - By golly, I would very much like to slip my man-servant inside that fine filly!

"Tap thaaaat!" - Holy smokes that person needs a jolly good smashing.

"Would you tap that shit?"
"Indubitably!"

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on tap

to have an object readily available or easily obtained

derived from having "tap" water always available

Example 1:
Why do you buy bottled water? You got that on tap at the crib.

Example 2:
That guy is such a player. He's got bitches on tap 24/7.

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Tapped

Tapped is a word to describe someone who is dosey and messed up at the same time.

You were just taking a walk and a brick fell onto your head, you get no surgery after and stay the way you are.
Tapped is how you would be after, dosey, tapped, messed up

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tap

to stick one's penis into; fuck

While checking out a girl: "Oo, I'd tap that."

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tap

Having sex with a woman.

1. If I could just tap that ass once...
2. I tapped that ass and it was great.

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Tapped

A person who is a complete airhead

Yooooo! That Gormeesha is tapped

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The tap

When a woman is so unsatisfied with a man's sexual performance, she taps him on the shoulder, indicating that she's tired and just wants to go to bed.

Popularized by Seinfeld.

I can't believe it! I really thought I was zone, but then she gave me the tap.

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