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AFL

AFL; abbreviation of Australian Finger League

A sport which pits competitors against each other in the sport of 'australian fingering'.

A 6 point score or 'finger' can be made when the competitor presents the middle finger upright with the remaining fingers closed in a tight fist and has his/her opponent unwillingly look at the finger.

1 point is allocated when the opponent knowingly looks at the finger.

Arguments often escalate into all out war which generally ends in a match of FIFA 08 on the nearest Xbox 360 and sometimes... only sometimes, on a Playstation 3.

OMG that guy won AFL. He must be awesome.

by David O'Donoghue August 4, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


AFL

A sport played in Australia with derivations from soccer and rugby. The aim of the game is to score more points than the other team by kicking an oddly shaped red or yellow ball between the goal posts or the point posts. It is played mainly in the southern Australian cities (Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth) but has lots of talent scouted from the Northern Territory.

The game is a fast paced and exciting contact sport. Players are often sprint fit and very agile. Tight fitted uniforms are worn to prevent tackling from opposition players. The game involved more strategic skill than purely brawn based sports such as Rugby. There is a large AFL betting culture. The game is watched by people of all socio-economic backgrounds and is more watched and followed than sports such as soccer, basketball, and rugby in the southern cities.

AFL is also loved by many bogans, but that's half the fun.

by Lewis-T February 5, 2013

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


AFL

AFL, would be the single most best sport ever to be played in the history of sport.

lets go to an afl game,

oh hell yeh mate!

by teeemop September 13, 2008

52๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


AFL

When People get knocked out Playing a useless sport

Did you see that GAME people got KO'D. AFL. SIGH

by YOURHAZ July 8, 2019


AFL

a game where big sweaty boys smack in to eachother with maximum force. the players love pulling down eachothers shorts and seeing eachothers ass.

AFL is a great game i just love how the big sweaty boys smash eachother.

by shortygotthemapplebottomjeans May 14, 2023


AFL

AFL, standing for Australian Football League - is the highest level of professional Australian rules football. Possibly the greatest sport ever invented.
AFL is football for real men.
It sure as hell beats American football, as the players don't wear all that pathetic padding/protection.
Anyone who says AFL is gay, is either an American who has never watched a game of real AFL football, or a stuffy Pom who thinks soccer is real football.
The main premise is to kick the ball through posts to score points. While avoiding getting tackled by other players.
More skill is involved in Australian Rules Football than Rugby League, yet many people fail to realize this.

Gay1: yo, do you wanna come dancing this weekend?
Real man: No way, I'll be watching AFL.

by TheHitMan77 July 5, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


AFL

The premier league of Australian Rules football in Australia, the world's best sport.

It is not to be confused with the sport itself (see link).

Sports reporter: Chris Judd has been voted the AFL's best and fairest player of season 2004.

by Ash January 16, 2005

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