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Auto sensory meridian response ASMR are a series of noises made, that are supposedly meant to give the listener chills, the listener tends to binge watch these videos, and are in dire need of psychological help, because out of all the noises, these people find chewing and sounding like you have a horrid case of asthma satisfying
My girlfriend tried ASMR on me while I was sleeping, I woke up and cut my own damn ears of to get some peace and quiet.
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Man I've been watching ASMR all day, my dick kinda hurts.
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A theme of videos on YouTube which people watch for sexual satisfaction. These videos usually consist of a woman "eating" the viewer's ears (a girl licking a microphone).
"You watch ASMR?! You are soooo gross! What is the world turning into?"
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Something weird people watch
It stands for
Autonomous Sperm Minge Response
Tell this to your mom
Josh: 'Imma watch some ASMR'
Sam: 'Let's find the definition on Urban Dictionary'
*Sees this*
Josh: 'Dayummmm'
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That thing that's meant to chill you out except it's getting harder to stay chill the more sexy thots start channels to casually frame their boobs between a pair of microphones.
Dude: let's just find some chill ASMR so I can sleep
ASMR THOT: Ima run my hands over this low-cut top that's struggling to contain my bosom to make some rustling noises for you
Dude:...well now I really can't sleep
It’s porn. It’s porn, you know it’s porn, and you shouldn’t be watching it. It’s softcore porn, and anyone who denies this is lying to themselves.
Oh wow, I just watched a girl online kiss a mic. I sure got ASMR “tingles” from that. What a relaxing experience. Definitely not a spawn of Satan!
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ASMR. Also known as, (acoustic sound making retards) it is now widely popular across the internet and don't worry there is multiple different types for people ranging from Gentle Whispering to People Role-playing.
"Guys I was just listening to some acoustic sound making retards (ASMR) role-playing and it was like so narley dude"
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