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Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.
"I totaly pulled an abraham Lincoln on that one chick"
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Grow your pubic hair out, so it is real bushy. Then, shave everything except scrotum, pubic hair, and shave out a top hat in the pubic hair around the base of the penis. then you have yourself an abraham lincoln. Show it to someone and it is worth two kicks.
I showed a friend the Abraham Lincoln and they congratulated me.
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THis is when you are about to finish on a girl and you blow on the back of her head. This an Abraham Lincoln.
Like when you are doing it from behind and blow your load on the back of her head. This is also the same way Abraham Lincoln got assasinated.
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1. A former US President
2. A dirty man that supposedly has sex with prostitues and women of high soceity constantly and vigorously
3. When someone does the act of cumming/ejaculating on ones face then shaving off ones pubic hair(pubes) and smacking them onto their face where you cummed.
A: I did an Abraham Lincoln
B: Yeah, hahahahhahahha
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"Haha! David just hit his head on the ceiling fan!"
"Yeah, he's a real Abraham Lincoln."
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An awkward, introverted silence that falls over a group of people as a result of everyone zoning out. It's a scientific fact that whenever there's an awkward silence, someone is thinking of Abraham Lincoln, and that these silences can only be broken by invoking his name.
Max: So, I'm thinking of shaving my pubes...
Group: ...
(Amy looks up)
Amy: Abraham Lincoln!
Chuck: Wha--?
Max: Oh, thank god!
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1. The greatest president who ever lived. He freed the slaves and gave African Americans the freedom they deserve. He is a big reason why we now have a black president.
2. What a young boy's pubic area looks like after the pubic hair located above the shaft is shaved. The act is described as freeing the slaves (pubic hair) and once completed, the area resembles the image of Abraham Lincoln. It is important, however, to leave the scrotum untouched in order to retain the visual similarity.
While I was in the shower I took a razor to my pubes and when I was finished my genitals looked like Abraham Lincoln.
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