Aeries

An artsy, intelligent, sexy, blonde bitch that loves to drive men's sex drive up the wall

Aeries just sent me a message.

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AERIS DIES

Internet term. Used sarcastically in response to anyone who wants to find out to ending of a video game/anime/movie.

"So, what happens at the end of Twilight Princess?"
"AERIS DIES"

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aeris dies

It's what happens at the end of disc 1 in Final Fantasy VII!

OMG, SPOILERS! In Final Fantasy VII, Aeris DIES!

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Aeris Gainsborough

The kind-hearted main heroine in Final Fantasy VII. Selfless and demure, Aeris wins the love of Cloud, the game's protagonist. Aeris gave her life to save the planet, and Cloud remembers her sacrifice two years later in the sequel, Advent Children.

See also: Aeris, Aerith.

Aeris convinced Cloud to cross-dress in order to save their friend, Tifa.

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Aeris Gainsborough

Evil flower-selling bitch from Final Fantasy VII. Throws a spanner in the delicate works of Cloud and Tifas relationship. Disguised as a kind, selfless lady, this is a lie. She is rude to Cloud in the new Advent Children trailer.
She wears a stupid pink dress and is whiny and annoying. She gets stabbed by Sephiroth and deis. Cloud dumps her body in a lake. Everyone rejoices.

AERIS: "How about you be my bodyguard?"
CLOUD: "Er...okaaaaaay"
A:"We can go on one date! As a payment"
C: "I have a girlfriend"
A: "Is that Tifa?" *points* "She looks kinda odd"
C: "I have to rescue her from Don."
A: "I'm coming!"
C: "NO!! You aren't meant to be here. Piss off"

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Aerie Peak Trade Chat

A legendary area of the internet where world class trolls such as Westaugust and Retinazor can be found lurking the chat. This chat is a dangerous place for the unprepared. NEVER advertise your guild here. NEVER ask for help. They will anally stab you with Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

Your only option is to sit back and laugh while you watch the masters at work.

Person 1: Why are you smiling?
Enlightened Person: I read some of the Aerie Peak Trade Chat.

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Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth

It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily

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