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Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.
Today is National Aggravate John Day.
A fat pedophile that goes around molesting little kids. He is morbidly obese and is often seen raping children while eating their lunches. It is unknown of what Aryan's weight is, but is it said to be over 9000...lbs. He is also seen trying his best to pick up a mate to eat also, and seeks the attention of a certain feminazi, and chinese communist.
Feminazi: Oh Aryan Aggravates a Wall, I just love your dinners
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: Well, I do have another dish in mind
Feminazi: What is it?
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: My Baguette
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When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?
That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!
You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
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The act of something being aggravating,
People who drive Slow in the fast lane are aggravational as FUCK
Slang term that refers to a large aircraft maintenence facility in the midwest (Cornhusker State) where greed and hillbillies run rampant. See also fucktackle.
I used to work at drunken aggravation, but got fired for having more than common sense.
A stressful, and often embarrasing condition, that may keep a man from being "all that he can be". While the condition may not completely keep a good man down, it usually diminishes his plentitude by a noticeable measure.
"Man, after the hassles at the airport and the hotel, I came down with some aggravation shrinkage, and I'm not sure she understood!! Things haven't been the same since".