The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who donβt realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.
Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves
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He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.
WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!
Alastair Aiken
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Bland, innocuous pop singer with bad hair. Future star of elevators everywhere.
What is this insipid blather playing on the Muzak? Oh, I think it's Clay Aiken.
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A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.
Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.
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An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)
Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!
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A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.
Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...
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Person, singer, actor, philanthropist, activist, role model. Inspired legions of women to regress to pre-teen patterns of behaviour. "Love of the Aiken" often cited as grounds for divorce in the United States since his first appearance on FOX television show "American Idol". Related terms: claymate, clack, OCB, waldo
Clay Aiken makes me EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am dying for some clack!
My wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter/partner has Obsessive Claypulsive Behavious OCB.
I enjoy Waldo watching at concerts.
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