poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.
Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me
Earphones for dem rich hoomans,
Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.
When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod
Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.
Poor people get these because they can't afford the cord or wire.
ME: "nice AirPods"
GIRL: "Thanks"
ME: "but you can't afford the cord loser"
A complete and total waste of money
Airpods are a waste of money
rich dick heads use them
peorson wearing airpods: " I smell broke in here"
peorson on the left: punches peorson wearing airpods