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Alamo. Heights is a small town in the heart of San Antonio. Alamo Heights is renowned for it's academic excellence and is also well known for their state champion sports teams. Many stereotypes are made about Alamo Heights. These are made by people who are too ignorant to realize that Alamo Heights is not a snobby, rich, bubble, but a wholesome community built on values and family. There are, although, some people who match this stereotype, but the normal people much outweigh the snobs. Many Oh9ers as they're called, are nice and considerate. Alamo heights is really no different from any other suburb and should be treated as such. Any one who bashes Alamo Heights is mostly just jealous and feels inferior to nothing greater than where thy are.
Alamo Heights highschool is great
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A suburb in San Antonio for the rich. Formally known as Alamo Heights, it contains things like $30,000 rolex watches, private family-owned planes, and huge houses. The majority of the people living there are white, hence the title, "Alamo Whites." Some people refer to it as a bubble, because AW's marry other AW's and reproduce more AW's. All of the schools are within the suburbs, along with everything else.
"Man, you're so rich. Why don't you live in Alamo Whites?"
"We weren't accepted becuase we don't own a private jet."
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The Alamo Poop:
You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.
I just had the Alamo poop
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Site of the Manhatten Project. A small town located in a New Mexico forest where rich, socially awkward scientists who go to work wearing sandals in combination with long socks plot to blow up North Korea and start a nuclear war. (But they deny this when you ask them about it)
Checkpoints are located along the roads leading into Los Alamos, and the guards are always very cheerful people who will agree to have their pictures taken if you ask nicely.
Los Alamos High School Girl: Last night at 12 a black van came up to my house and my parents drove off in it without telling me where they were going!
Friend: So what? Happens to me all the time, because i have an internship at the Lab. Want to race to see who can solve their Rubik's Cube faster? I just learned a new algorithm for it and I bet it works faster than yours!
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nickname for san antonio, Texas
podner I'm headin' on down to Alamo City to get me a woman
To "Pull an Alamo"(Verb):
When you are knowingly either militarily, stratigically, or simply going against anything that is greater than you or the resources you have at your disposal and you decide to hold your ground and fight regardless.
Soldier: "We are completely surrounded and are outnumbered five to one!"
Commander: "We can't get to you, looks like your going to have to pull an Alamo!"
A neighborhood in San Antonio, Texas.. Is sterotyped for its snobs and rich people when its not true. Alamo Heights is a bubble in san antonio where the classiest people live, also in this area is Terrell Hills, the more expensive side of Alamo Heights. Most people who live in this area have a uniform every day of wearing nike shorts, toms, thirst, and ray bans. The O9ers arrant snobby, I should know i am one
Girl: "i live in Alamo Heights area"
boy: "Oh so thats why your mom is hot"
girl: *slaps guy*
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