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To Allow: specifically of females, to have sex with. Usually only used in the conditional, as in "I would allow that". Often abbreviated to "'low".
Steve: That bint is fucking dull, mate.
Dave: Yeah. You know you'd allow her though.
Steve: Fair enough mate. I'd allow.
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The sworn enemy of Deep Throat Man. Allow-It Man is a somewhat good boxer and hero driven by the fattest of neeks, Allow-It Man swears an oath to spend his life probably fighting crime or just watching it cause he is too fat to stop it.
is it a bird?, is it a plane? Nah Fam its Allow-It man!
A fatneek who doesn’t have any clap backs left to say.
*sees something about him that others don’t like*
“AYO ALLOW IT FAM”
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Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!
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When a corrupt authoritative high ranking or low ranking official of any governmental, state, or private institution or organization grants certain people, for whatever reason, the permission to commit crimes and get away with them.
An example of a crime allowance refers to how some authorities may turn their heads on the crimes committed by a rich person if that particular authority figure knows there may be a monetary incentive from which he/she may benefit from. Another example would be the authorities providing gangs or the enemies of a person they want to assasinate, military weaponry that would otherwise be illegal for the assailants to have in their possession under state and federsl law, however, they are allowed to use these weapons to commit murder but are not prosecuted for their crimes because of the connections they have with corrupt members of a police force or military branch.
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A superior form of 'allow it'. Once someone ultra allow's something, it needs to be 'allowed' without questioning. (See 'allow it' for definition of 'allowed')
David: Let's play squash
Shane: No,ultra allow it blud, I can't be arsed.
(End of conversation)
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A Fatneek superhero who does what ever the fuck he can
Allow it man, Allow it man does whatever the fuck he can
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