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when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight
"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"
The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.
Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.
why has the alphabet been growing so much recently?
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a: pure pain
b: pure joy (bingus)
c: end my suffering
d: dick
e: epic gamer fornight swag MLG moment
f: pay respects
g: homie, bro, one of the boys.
h: heil hitler
i: pure shock like i-
j: just jizzed myself
k: ok
L: lose
m: tasty yummy suck suck mmmmmmmmmm
n: n-word
o: surprised pikachu
p: i gotta pee
q: posh way of saying k
r: retard
s: sex
t: spill the tea
u: you
v: im a pure little virgin boy
w: win
x: x marks the spot or thats it or correct or bingo
y: why
z: ima go sleepy sleeps now bye
hey bro, what does j mean in the alphabet? i just jizzed myself.
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A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.
Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!
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the fucking alphabet is the letters in a word.
get a life and stop wasiting your time learning about the alphabet fucking hell god dam
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n. 1. The science of representing spoken sounds by letters.
n. 2. Commentary on modern people, places, groups, and events based on the alphabetical arrangement of words and the numbers associated with the alphabetical sequence of Biblical words.
Word 4545 in the Old Testatment Hebrew lexicon means "web". The very next word, 4546 means "highway". According to alphabetics, these two neighboring words foretell the "web highway".
Word 4150 in the Old Testament lexicon include the meanings: "Place of assembly," "tabernacle," "temple," "seat of the prophets," "an appointed sign," "the vision belongs to a time." By paying attention to the alphabetics, we note with interest that 84150 are the last four digits of the zip code of the Mormon Headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah.
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