transferring an Altoid into another ones mouth using your lips
we altoid transferred
The altoid tasted better once we did the altoid transfer
a person who has an obsession with money, weath, and/or finances
Shelly is such an altoid freakazoid that she checks her banking records every day.
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Altoids Disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, retarded actions. This disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus Altoids disease was born.
When you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of Altoids Disease. This can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.
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Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.
Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.
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A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia.
Wanna Altoid??
Man whoβs that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh itβs the altoid man.
oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
He gave me the Altoid Surprise and created the ultimate orgasm
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The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
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