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When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.
My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers
and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop
A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to
1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold
I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!
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A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?
Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.
Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.
Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?
Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
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Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet
Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's
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When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.
Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!
An Alzheimers Moment is when you forget what you are about to say in the middle of a conversation with someone.
An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.
Once my dad finished talking about the football game, I tried to remember what I was about to say. But I had an Alzheimers Moment and struggled to remember what I was going to say. "I forgot what I was going to say." I said to my dad.
a disease that makes u forget things
patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀
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