Amber Heard

When you poop in someone's bed after cutting off the tip of their finger.

Person 1: "My ex screamed at me so I gave them the old Amber Heard."
Person 2: "That sounds like a dangerously toxic relationship"

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Amber Heard

1. Term for having a shit in your partners bed, but not limited to.

2. Cockney rhyming for turd.

"How was your date?"

"Mate, she left a huge Amber Heard in the sheets, not seeing her again..."

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Amber Heard

The act of defecating on someone’s bed, specifically your significant other during a fight or after a break up.

Dude I can’t believe this, that bitch pulled an amber heard on me while I was at work!

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Amber Heard

-after a fight, you take a dump on your partners side of the bed

My ex got me so angry I Amber Hearded all over their Egyptian silk sheets.

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Amber Heard

1- A term for a person or animal who shits anywhere while sleeping, standing, sitting, walking, or running.

2- A pile of turd.

- Hey Jimmy, you see that girl eating pizza? I think I'm gonna go and say hi.
- Yeah, she's hot but notice that pile of amber heard underneath the chair!
- Damn! She must be amber hearding while eating!

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Amber Heard

Cockney Rhyming Slang for "Turd".

"I've just done a massive Amber Heard and it won't flush!"

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Amber Heard

When you get so angry you go to your partners bedsheets and shit your whole colon all over them.

“Did you hear about their fight? He called her a slut so she Amber Hearded him!”

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