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When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force
may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle
Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!
Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel
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With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.
When someone randomly shows up at your place without so much as a phone call or text message warning you they are coming over.
Person 1: Man I hate it when people show up at my house without any notice.
Person 2: I hear ya bro. Im not a fan of the ambush visit, either.
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When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear
My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington
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A sudden attack of violent diarrhea.
"I went to White Castle for the first time and got an enormous diarrhea ambush that night!"
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When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.
If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.
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Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.
"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."