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despite what people say, a great country. powerful, rich, and overall nice people. the majority of people you see dissing the states on here are actually folks who live here as well, but are going through the "fuck everyone i wanna be different and cool" phase in their life. a cool place, lived here my whole life, and there are just as many dumb people here as anywhere else. the U.S is misunderstood due to George bush jr, NOT sr, and is in decline. but as a country based off of freedom and liberty, i know we can bounce back. the land of the free and the home of the brave, i am proud to be an american!
Australian: i hear everyone in the states is dumb and fat, not to be rude though, mate
American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.
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The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.
Yeah, America is pretty much going down the drain.
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Full of inbred wankers that shoot up schools and are all fat shits that can’t stop eating and fucking each other’s sisters dirty pricks
I went to America yesterday and it was inbred central
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A country that promotes the introduction of democracy as a significant portion of their foreign affairs and relations agenda while taking counterproductive approaches of totalitarianism to do so.
Also refer to ethnocentrism for an understanding of most american citizens outlook pertaining ethnicity and cultural value.
Movie, Goodwill hunting NSA scene describes american foreign affairs while also summarizing George Bush's time in office.
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The Greatest Fuckin' Country in the World.
America.
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The country everyone loves to hate, hates to love, and will never stop bitching about
When nothing is wrong: America is so bad, they only focus on money
When shit hits the fan: America! Help!
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A place where school shootings happen, a lot, like a lot a lot. Probably because it's so easy to buy a gun.
But don't worry, if you are involved in one you only have to sell your soul to satan for healthcare.
Jake: Bro there were just 7 more school shootings!
Kevin: Where?
Jake: America
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