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american dream

The fallacy that 100% of a population can have higher living standards than 90% of themselves.

Joe: Hey, Fred! If I stand on your head, I'll be higher up than you.
Fred: Great! Then I can climb up and stand on YOUR head, I will be higher up than you, and we'll both be higher up than we are now!
Sue: Oh dear! You're having the American Dream.

by Jules1967 August 17, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


The American Dream

Eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting your ass eaten out.

"This is the American Dream!" - Man eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting his ass eaten out.

by PK-Wizzle September 13, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle

Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre

by FrenchToast492 April 8, 2018


american dream

the bullshit idea our culture sells us that if we just try really hard we can acheive anything and can be anyone we want to be. it doesn't take into account class status, race, gender, or the fact that our country is mostly run by white males. thus, the "american dream" is not attainable for most, and they are left to feel worthless and looked down about if they cannot acheive it.

Bush is a fucking asshole and should be shot.

by lyndaiglesias429 April 14, 2004

105๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


American Dreams

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American Dreams

Rage Against The Machine - Know your enemy

by zutroy September 14, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


american dream

The belief that you will live in ease and harmony by recieving a great amount of money with as little effort as possible.

This belief is most commonly followed by people 20+ who wake up one day and realize/believe that is is too late to go to college and find a job that you enjoy. So they sit around on their ass all day, go to work at the gas station/Burger King, then on the way home in their '81 Ford they pick up like 10 lottery tickets with a day's earnings and go home and yell at their kids and wait till 10 o'clock to check their lotto numbers. Then they lose, blame all of their troubles on some war being fought in some distant country they can't pronounce and go to sleep. Repeat every day until retirement.

If I won the lottery, I'd have everything I ever wanted, and all I'd ever do is sit around and play Xbox and never do anything to contribute to the world around me.

by Drunken Hobbit October 31, 2004

36๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


american dream

American dream a'merikan dri:m - the idea that by applying the laws of the jungle - survival of the fittest, either everybody would get rich, or all the poor people would die out.

- Say, buddy, can you spare some change?
- Get a job, you bum! Learn to live in the American dream.

by maxprodanov February 21, 2006

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