accountant

The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.

Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar.

Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.

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An Accountant

A nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.

Sam, can you crack the code?
No? Then I'll call THE ACCOUNTANT!

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Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

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account

One who counts

An account in a large hat is stalking me

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Accountability

Accepting that you are responsible for your actions, and not blaming racism for your own problems.

Jacob Blake should take accountability for the actions he took which led to him being shot.

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Accountant

easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.

Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow.

Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something.

Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!!

Tim: Oh. That explains it.

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Accounter

A monkey who counts bananas

Oh, look! isn't that Jun the dirty sewer monkey Accounter Spanish stripper?

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