analism

the state of being the most anal possible. 100% anal. taking anal to the next level.

Joanna's analism was so bad she lost all her friends!

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analed

(v)used when playing a multiplayer game (specifically Halo or SOCOM). Describes a person who got rocked from behind.

*guy playing halo gets fragged from behind*
friend: Dude you just got analed, how does it feel?

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anal

bend over and i'll show you.

^ what he said ^

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Analisms

being anal about multiple issues, obsessive compulsive disorder, repeating behaviors multiple times in a row, or issues with your ass, possibly taking it in the ass multiple times, taking it in the ass with multiple toys and/or partners at the same time

OMG she has entirely too many analisms she has to lock the doors 3 times every time she leaves. She love her analisms with her big black toy and her girlfriends strap on! He totally digs analisms with his man and his toys!

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Anal?

The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.

Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!

Analed

When your guitar goes up your ass

Hey you hear about Bryn?
No what happened?
He got analed.
Damn... that sucks.
We told him not to play guitar.
Yeah we di... wait what?

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analized

To bang someone up the anus

My girlfriend was feeling freaky last night, so I analized her

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