Anal?

The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.

Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!

Analed

When your guitar goes up your ass

Hey you hear about Bryn?
No what happened?
He got analed.
Damn... that sucks.
We told him not to play guitar.
Yeah we di... wait what?

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analized

To bang someone up the anus

My girlfriend was feeling freaky last night, so I analized her

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anal

Yup, you guessed it - abbreviation or short form for analyze and analogy and don't you believe any one that tells you differently.

I like your anal usage, but I'll have to get back to your analogy.

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analization

The action, thought and delivery of the extreme and thorough phallicular gustation of one's anus.

Jeff went ahead with the analization of mary's posterior.

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Anal

Bend over and find out!

Bryce receives the anal pounding!

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Analitis

Inflammation of the anus.

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

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