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Legal Analysis

1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.

The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.

by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021

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ZWOT Analysis

Ziggy's Wall Of Text Analysis.

Involves creating a wall of text so vast you simply must have covered everything regardless of what you've written.

Ziggy himself, from the website OzHadou, is renowned for creating such walls of text often.

Rod's paper was so text heavy that he thought it was an essay; turns out it was a ZWOT Analysis.

by Final Atomic Buster September 17, 2008

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stakeholders analysis

A process of finding the people who are important and have to say yes to make it work, as well as finding the people who are annoying and will say no to stop it from happening.

Gary: At our next Stakeholders Analysis we have to add Linda as a stakeholder because she is the Director and she gets the final say.
Dave: Ok, we also have to add Rob because he's just going to whine and complain and ruin everything if we don't involve him.

by Orzo Nacirema June 23, 2017


Static Analysis

Static analysis is a method of debugging software without executing the program. It is often executed using automated tools.

Did you complete dynamic analysis on the software after the static analysis?

by Firze December 9, 2012


alcoholic analysis

1. A proof technique whereupon the result is arrived upon with the help of copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Deep discussions only made possible with a high BAC.

The only way we could finish our algorithms homework without killing ourselves was through alcoholic analysis.

by a. wang October 4, 2010

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The Infinitesimal Analysis

The Infinitesimal Analysis or Method of Limits is very highly developed and is applicable to almost every subject of exact thought, often asserting itself in the most surprising fashion, as in the Theories of Numbers and of Knots, to which it might seem wholly alien, suddenly unlocking and laying wide open secert passaages utterly unsuspected. In particular the Integal Calculus shows itself amazingly and unendingly fertile in the generation of new notions. As other and still other fields are exposed to investigative thought, the Calculus will receive more and more applications, and there seems to be no limit to the subtlety and refinement of its processes, to the keenness and penetration that may be given to this two-edged sword of the spirit, the strongest, sharpest and most flexible ever fashioned or wielded by the mind of man.

Mastering the infinitesimal analysis will lead to great success.

by the_infinitesimal October 16, 2004

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shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013