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A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
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I want to throw this android phone against the wall. It will hit the wall faster than it will tell me "hey you got a phone call"
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A male sex robot called Andrew
Albert: Did you hear that Michelle bought an Android because her hubby is having trouble performing in the sack
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
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An operating system that has ripped off iOS and Symbian OS.
Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
This is a real example of a real conversation I had with an Android user.
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
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the worst thing to ever exist because APPLE IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!stoopid
I have a iphone 8 because android SUCKS
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A smart phone that should not be a smart phone. Androids are a waste of money. Androids are slow and useless. It does not deserve the name "Smart Phone" it should be called................................. Dumb Phone.
"Androids are a pieces of garbage." Sundar Pichai says to me. "Aren't you the CEO of Android?" ask him. "Yeah, but everyone knows they suck." He responds. "True dat, True Dat."
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android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever
friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"
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