National beat an anti-fur day

December 13th is national beat an anti-fur day, where you can beat an anti-fur and they can’t resist.

Guy 1: Why are you beating that man?
Guy 2: It’s national beat an anti-fur day.

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Anti-Fur-Day Pass Denied

Furries can use this to denied anti-fur-day pass so their "friends" must take part this fur-day

Furry1: uwu today is fur-day, give me huggies wuggies uwu
Normal Person: No, I have Anti-Fur-Day pass..
Furry1: Im gonna stop you right here *shows Anti-Fur-Day Pass denied*
Normal Person: Wha... What??? IMPOSSIBLE
Furry1: HeHe its time to create your fursona uwu

Anti-Fur-day card

Card that gives the holder's permission to not participate in the Fur-day. You must get it from an another redditor. One use only.

Furry: Hey, it's Fur-day tomorrow. It's gonna be so fun ><
Furry's friend: Yeah, I'm not participating. I've got my Anti-Fur-day card.

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Anti-Anti-Fur Month

Lasts for the entirety of April, in which any anti-furry which took place in Anti-Fur Month must put on a fursuit and communicate only in uwu speak when near the presence of a furry. Any anti-furry that refuses to do this will automatically be converted to a furry by force.

Anti: Anti-Fur Month last month was great, I'm so glad I participated
Furry: Jokes on you, Anti-Anti-Fur Month is upon us. Put on the fursuit uwu
Anti: Never again

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Anti Anti-Fur-Day Pass

This pass grants any furry the right to cancel out an Anti-Fur-Day Pass.

Furry: its fur-day!
Person 1: Sorry, I got a Anti-Fur-Day pass.
Furry: Well I have a Anti Anti-Fur-Day pass.
Person 1: well frick.

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Anti Fur-Furry Peace Agreement Day

On December 21st, participants of Anti-Fur-Day and Fur-Day come to a peace agreement, apologizing for previous actions. The effects of Anti Fur-Furry Peace Agreement Day are normally short lived, most will be fighting again the next day.

Rainb0wF0x: Its Anti Fur-Furry Peace Agreement Day today.

FurrySlayer420: Oh really? I'm sorry for all the hateful messages and bullying we inflicted upon you furrys.

Rainb0wF0x: And I'm sorry for making you roleplay as a pink hyena with antlers and putting you thousands in debt by making you buy a fursuit UwU.

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Anti-Anti-Anti-Fur

Just Anti-fur but Longer, also more confusing, Hates Anti-Anti-furs

Bob: What are you again?
Some dude online: Anti-Anti-Anti-fur
Bob: *Visible confusion*