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Antioch a northern town in Illinois bordering Wisconsin. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. The funnest thing to do there is well play with a yo yo. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!
Chicago Illinois citizen: Hey my brother got back from college!
Antioch Illinois citizen What? Whats college?
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A school laughed at, joked about, looked down on... for no good reason. People like to focus on the very few ghetto people there are. Yes they're there, but you know what else is there? Smart people. Kids getting accepted into major colleges, some even ivy leagues. Talented people. Kids who receive attention from outside sources they are so good at the sports they play, some even getting scouted. Sweet people. There is not one day that goes by I don't see at least 1 caring action take place in front of me or to me. Funny people. There's a few that are school known because of their ability to make people laugh. Teachers who care. Man we have some teachers fighting for us to get that good grade, to go to college, to make something of ourselves. Pride. We have thousands of alumni who love this school with all they got so why don't we ?
Antioch high school is not appreciated enough
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An overweight redneck or white trash female from Antioch, CA or greater East Contra Costa County. Sometimes found in Tracy, Concord or Stockton, CA as well.
May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP.
1) "Oh my gosh Wanda, look at that Antioch River Pig with that skinny ghetto dude." 2) "Did you see that Antioch River Pig stealing nail polish from Walmart?"
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Antioch High School.It's a very ugly and rundown school & a disgrace to the town.Most teenagers that go to that awful hell hole, are hellof ratchet, ghetto, ignorant, have no class, no manners, bad behavior, terrible attitude & don't know how to act in society .The students parents are most likely on welfare and use their checks buying them clothes, shoes, and accessories when they should be spending it on more important necessities because they know they're hellof broke but wanna act like their not by buying expensive clothing.AHS also has very low STAR testing scores due to most of the student bodies lack of knowledge & learning ability.36% of the student body either go to in a continuation school or drop out altogether.If that wasn't enough, even their sports teams perform poorly.The football team, cheerleaders, & their softball team seem to be the worst.Chlamydia is a very common STD to catch at that school.However,6 boys and girls were said to have Syphilis (look it up it's an STI) which could be a bit more dire.There was a rumor at DVHS, their more educated rival school, that people had AIDS or Herpes but all that was was a rumor taken out of proportion just to bash on the teens and the school. Just too conclude, the students at Antioch High aren't bad people.Just very poorly behaved, ignorant, ghetto, ratchet, classless, low live teenagers that only care about their image.Not all students at that school are like anything that's typed above.It's just the majority.
At Antioch High School all the girls are $2 dollar hoes & the guys wanna be something they're not.
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
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