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The coolest b**** in the friggin land! She's quirky, perky, and a little bit smirky. All the guys love her and would kill to be her man, although she doesn't have many friends. She's independent, doesn't like to hang around other people. She's good at everything she tries. She's could be a brilliant athlete if she wanted to, but she makes her own rules, and decided athletics aren't fun. She loves reading, writing, and music. She describes herself as "the punk rocker teen of the modern century." Everyone should be like Arden.
"Bro is that Arden?" - "Yeah, isn't she hot?
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arden is a very sexy person who is not afriad to keep the horses in the back he also big dick
i wish i was arden because he has bigge coxk
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Wealthy upper middle class neighborhood in Sacramento County. Known for plastic soccer moms in Range Rovers and Escalades living alongside rich old white people. AP women spend their days buying Starbucks Iced White Mochas and Whole Foods groceries. The typical family consists of a husband in a suit, a wife in yoga pants with a high ponytail and all of their little blonde brats, each with their own Powerwheels Jeep.
Friend 1: "Dude where are you from?"
Friend 2: "Arden Park."
Friend 1: "Oh. (gives judgmental "you must be a rich bitch" look.)
Arden is an area of Sacramento California where Gang members, drug dealers, boosters and the homeless population have taken over. They are ran by their own made up Government and list of “Hood” rules. Like most cities have mayors and Countries have presidents or king and queens that rule them, Arden has their own queen. Jessica Jean Todd is the first and current Queen of Arden. She is the most important and wonderful person in the whole area. At one point she was the was the best booster and STILL holds the record for most Apple Pencils boosted by one person EVER.
The Queen of Arden is so awesome but a little bit bossy sometimes.
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A weird ass guy who annoys everyone he is around. His head is longer than a giraffe's neck. He has many nicknames, for example "vertical res", "Justin Beaver", and "barrel".
You're even more stretched than Arden Knee!
The best boyfriend in the world. How couldn't you fall in love with him? He is loving, caring, and soo sexy :)
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