Arnold Schwarzenegging

When you and your friend impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chris: "AHHHHHHH, Get the fucking chopper down now, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger not a girly man like Stalone. Dominique get down, it's the end of days but I'll be Back."

Boss: "Hey Chris quit Arnold Schwarzenegging and get the fucking back to work."

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Benedict Arnold

When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.

Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.

"I seen that mother fucker hanging out with those dudes that jumped me; Pulling a Benedict Arnold."

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Arnold Schwarzenigga

Someone impersonating Arnold Scharzenegger but using ebonics.

Tyreese: Ayo, get to da choppa! Do it nao, brah!
Bob: What's that supposed to be?
Tyreese: Arnold Schwarzenigga, son!
Bob: Get out.

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Raging Arnold

An enlarged, rigid and rock-hard state of the penis caused from sexual excitement, and a metaphor for Arnold Schwarzenegger going totally crazy with rage/anger/pain.

David: Dude, did you see that bitch over there with the thong poking out of her miniskirt?

Johnny: Holy fuck man, she's giving me a raging Arnold!

The Arnold Reyes

The act of performing three simultaneous homosexual acts in parallel. These acts include, but are not limited to: Shrimpin, the Alaskan Pipeline and the Alabama Hot Pocket.

Named for the first man to attempt and successfully execute the aforementioned maneuvers, Arnold Reyes.

Arnold: Hey man let's get down to business.

Reginald (Arnold's Brother): Yeah, I hope I can finish off the Alaskan Hot Pocket this time. I think the Arnold Reyes would be a good name to describe what we do every weekend.

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Dead Arnold

When a guy falls asleep while he is getting "pleasured."

Girl #1: Last night was bullshit, Jake pull a Dead Arnold while I was giving him head.

Girl #2: Dam, that’s never happened to me, did u just leave him there?

OR

Girl #1: Has a guy ever passed out when he’s been “midthrust” with you?

Girl #2: Hahaha, no. Sounds like you got Dead Arnolded

wack arnolds

An episode of Dave Chappelle where he pretends to get a mcjob. It represents how Mc Donalds thinks there doing charity work for the underpriveliged but is really just causing more problems.

Person:...she had a heart attack, too much wack arnolds.

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