A horrible skidoo that barely works on a good day
Hey you see that hunk of junk Yeah it runs like and artic cat
When you take your hand and put it in the freezer, then jerk off with it.
Bro I just gave my self a l artic chill last night. I froze my hand and jerked off with it.
Will:Man I really love white girls
Mark: Dude you have artic chill!
Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.
gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!
An Artic Snowcricket is a small unseen creature that has the same sound characteristics of a barking spider. Sometimes mistaken for flatulence.
*fart sound*
"Dude, did you hear that Artic Snowcricket!?"
When a girl puts ice in her mouth and the gives you head
Hey bitch give me an artic plunge