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Air Defense Artillery

1. The ultimate definition of trying to justify one's masculinity by doing overtly ignorant acts in the name of being "hardcore."

We're going to do control point measures that rival Iraq, because we have nothing better to do, because we're Air Defense Artillery, we even have a song, what?!

by jimmyjohn55932 May 25, 2011

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PLA 2nd Artillery

The name of the PLA's (People's Liberation Army) nuclear force.

I assume the 1st Artillery is mostly the common conventional explosives, fired in barrages from distant mortars and howitzers, etc.

"The PLA 2nd Artillery sounds scary when you read this definition..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

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Antifa Artillery Division

Alongside the tank, footsoldier, chemical weapons fighter, and signaller, Antifa Artillerypeople are individuals who work on launching milkshakes, bricks, high-concentration acids (usually either acetic, phosphoric, or nitric acid) into crowds of protestors who believe in literally anything they don't.

Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.

Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.

The Antifa Artillery Division is a subgroup of the Anarcho-Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Maoist-Frankfurtist-Luxemburgist-BLMist-Hoxhiast-Islamist-Jihadist-Vaushist terrorist movement known as Antifa.

by ChigginNiggers April 13, 2022

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North-Korean Artillery Strike

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.

Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber

by UberGeit3000 November 23, 2010

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Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 10, 2011

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Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god

A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE

Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok

by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021


The Artillery Tenor

P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.

"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."

by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003