Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.
โYo bro I had a fucking Nigerian breakfastโ
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A cocktail of energy drinks, usually highly caffeinated. Like "normal" cocktails, fruit juices and soft drinks can also be added up to the equation- but a Nigerian cocktail requires at least two different energy drinks. Named after Nigeria since because of lack of clean water in some parts of the country, some consume energy drinks as a safer alternative and mix them for variety.
I mixed Mountain Dew MDX, Monster, Pineapple Juice and a Red Bull Shot to make a Nigerian Cocktail to keep me awake for the night.
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Some kids in Nigeria or Niger have gotten slapped, thrown, shouted at, hit, and embarrassed.
A lot of people from a Nigerian Household is an excellent friend, cute and funny.
Yo! Have you heard of that kid from the Nigerian Household?
Yeah he is pretty cool ngl.
Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.
Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.
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People who use Nigerian Time are people who usually arrive at or start an event late. Not Punctual. Late
The Event begins at 8am prompt. Please no Nigerian Time
The most basic font used in all scam/spam e-mails.
Once you see the rather simple Nigerian Font...you automatically know that it is spam.
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A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him