ASP

A telescoping steel baton used by law enforcement officials.

-A Steel Pipe-

That cop beat the dogshit out of Humberto with his ASP.

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asp

Server technology developed by Microsoft that might be more welcomed in the open-source community alongside PHP if it were not tied down to IIS, a webserver also developed by Microsoft requiring Windows and with a less than desirable security history.

The latest release of ASP integrates with Microsoft's .NET technology.

I might consider ASP if it were more supported on Apache.

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ASP

Short for All Shall Perish, a deathcore quintet from Oakland, California.

Yesterday I went to see ASP, they were fucking brutal!

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ASP

Application service provider; an internet entity that manages and delivers application capabilities to multiple users from data centers across a wide area network.

ASP's are a new model for delivering common computer applications to multiple users.

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ASP

Average Selling Price: the average price of all the things you have sold (in some period of time).

So if you manage a store for one day, the ASP for that day is the total amount of money customers paid you that day, divided by the number of items you sold that day.

If your ASP is dropping, you may get less money even though you sold more items.

MPD's revenues in the first quarter of 1997 decreased 50.9% compared to the first quarter in 1996 due to a significant drop in the average selling prices ("ASPs") of Static Random Access Memory ("SRAM") products. SRAM ASPs in the first quarter of 1997 were 52.3% lower in comparison to ASPs in the comparable quarter in 1996. Although, unit sales volume for SRAM products increased 2.5% from the first quarter of 1996 to the first quarter of 1997, the impact from the decline in ASPs exceeded the effects of this growth in unit sales volume.

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ASP

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online in the erotic services section of Craig's List (CraigsList.org), ladies advertising on ASPD.net (ASP Discussion board), ladies on USAsexGuide.INFO, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

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Alpha Show Piece (ASP)

All creds go to Cousin T Taw & Uncle Rom Wills check them out.

There’s the scum of the dirt ugly man , there’s the ugly man , there’s the average joe , the average handsome,

THEN

there’s the next level ... The Standard Diesel man the original standard alpha. Think NBA pro level , then above them are the all stars. Then the MVPs the best of the best of the best. That’s an ASP. Usually they are blessed genetically in every area imaginable the face the body build and height. These are are the alphas man. Think Dwayne Johnson , Alexander Skarsgård in Tarzan , Henry Cavill , Daniel Craig. Alphas are inspired regular men are intimidated and or jealous. This caliber even the original alphas don’t even compete with no one. It’s a totally different ball game. There’s no need for them too. These are the men older and even young women pay for for sex exotic work in the sexual underworld if you know you know. These are the gigalow s . Hate all you want but when the ASP Holy Ghost hits everyone knows. It is what it is. What are you gonna do about it !

When that Alpha Show Piece (ASP) Holy Ghost hits its game over for any and everyone in his presence. Commands respect regardless of how people are feeling.