Love Asthma

The feeling of breathlessness one gets when a romantic gesture is made. Nothing can be done to stop the feeling which is likened to a gas canister exploding in the chest.

Once you have 'Love Asthma' nothing can be done to cure this feeling - it will hit you from time to time, rendering you useless and unable to carry out normal day-to-day activities.

Jimmy: 'You are the single most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, witty girl in the entire world and I really cant wait until you're my wife'

Lulu: 'Now I have Love Asthma'

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sexual asthma

When a girl is so hot, it's hard to breathe.

Boy: "do you have any ventolin? I just saw Emily and my sexual asthma is playing up"

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cunt asthma

When a cunt/vagina or so one is so immaculate it takes ones breath away

That Courtney's vajaja gave me cunt asthma bruh

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Urban Asthma

Asthma and other respiratory illnesses caused or triggered by living in a densely populated, polluted urban environment.

1: *cough* cough* This downtown Toronto smog has me sick man.

2: You must have that urban asthma ting eh

asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening

on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.

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pepperoni asthma

Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.

Sorry guys, I can't play touch football, I have pepperoni asthma.

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French Asthma

I can only catch my breath in snatches

Hey baby, I have a bad case of French Asthma: spread your legs

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