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Using athletic genetics to overcome athletic and academic problems in life.
My teacher gave me a ten page paper to write by Monday, but ill just wait till Sunday night and out-athlete it.
Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.
I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.
A bitch or manwife who loves frequent deep ass poundings from huge thick cock.
That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.
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n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.
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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.
Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".
You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?
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Someone who used to play a sport but is not good enough to make it to the next level
You gonna be a dead athlete because you are slow and suck at sports
A person who is very into his/her self
Or someone who tries to act cool and fit but in reality are {pretentious} and not cool.
"Check out that Personal Athlete at the bar. You think he could try any harder?"
"Maybe guys wouldn't give her the wrong kind of attention if she would quit being such a Personal Athlete."
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1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.
athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.
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