When a bastard fucks 2 elephants and one ends up pregnant. The mistake of our world today. JACKSON HAWKINS little dick sucker. What adults can objectify as the opposite of a pussy magnet. Horrible rapist i mean really u couldn't feel a thing, or is there a thing at all.....
I was fucked by aziz ansari after the show last night, i wasn't that bad
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Shove your fingers down a female's throat.
I tried to make out with him but he just Aziz Ansari'd me instead and I nearly choked.
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To get yourself out if a truly awful situation with literally the most unbelievable excuse imagineable
"I promise your honour, it was terrible; I caught me foot on the carpet, me pecker slipped out me boxers and I fell onto the girl. I slipped inside her. I tried to get up but just kept falling back down. I didn't mean to Abdul Aziz her"
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a cool ass nigga who turns out to be my brother. He a lil annoying tho on the dead folks
This nigga Saif Aziz is chill as fuck!!!
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whoever has this name is the biggest furry youβll ever meet
βhey you see that furry over there?β
βyeah, whats his name?β
βabdul aziz. duh.β
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The sexiest fuck in the planet
sex w00t w00t HE RUES LOLO LOL
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October is slap Aziz month with no consequences u get 10slaps a day and there is nothing Aziz can do about it
Aziz: owwwee why did u slap me
Me:because itβs slap Aziz month donβt u know